1) He tells another man in a bar, "Were you just looking at my girl?" and then fights him.
2) He walks into haunted houses during Halloween and says, "Pssh, that wasn't even scary."
3) He goes out at night without an ID because he says that he knows all the bouncers.
4) He drinks a lot of beer and tells his girlfriend, "Babe, I'm not even buzzing yet."
5) He skateboards down steep hills for a few seconds then tells everyone, "Yeah, that hill? I bombed the entire thing."
6) He tells his girl that he watched that one scary movie by himself at nighttime with all the lights off.
7) He tells everyone that he doesn't have a favorite alcoholic drink because he'll drink anything.
8) He tells everyone, "Nah, Facebook is for kids."
9) He kills a cockroach when a girl screams, "OMG, a cockroach! Get it! Get it!"
10) He stays in the ocean way past sunset because he claims the shark is his 'aumakua.
Flushing the toilet with huge mahscles,
Loa
