You've Always Got an Option

You need to use the bathroom, but you broke your smart phone,  and have no immediate good read. What do you do? Wait, you have a laptop? Sweet! Oh, you don't have wireless connection? Bummer. Ok, so what do you do?

If you're like me and is not a quick dumper, you need something to do while you're on the toilet, or your experience is absolutely boring. This stands true because why would Tim Allen on Home Improvement and the ESPN Zone have TVs in their bathrooms? Ok, I know, they're men related, but it's because staring at a blank wall or a wall of torn-out magazine pictures can be again, absolutely boring.

I don't have a monthly subscription to any magazine, and I do enjoy a good read, but when I had to revert to my old phone which the coolest feature was text messaging, I had no wireless connection for my laptop, and my reading selection was at a minimum, I resulted in reading the descriptions of the various products inside the bathroom. They ranged from the shampoo bottle, the conditioner bottle, the body wash bottle, the face wash, and the air spray can. Not the best reads, but interesting nonetheless. It's nice to know what you're actually putting in your hair, on your body, or spraying into the atmosphere, and how the company goes about selling their product. Sure, it can seem a little awkward when your real purpose is to take a dump, but your mind will be busy and not focus on how soon you can reach for the toilet paper.

I'm just saying, if the opportunity kind of...sorta...like...presents itself, don't hesitate to get your read on.


Literally, flushing the toilet,

Loa