OK, We Get It, The Food is Grinds

I hang out with this girl. She likes watching food shows. I'm not too big of a fan of the shows simply because the food looks really good and I eat eggs and rice for dinner, so those two facts don't really work out in my favor.

When I watch the shows, I think the food looks amazing, but I tend sometimes to only watch the show hosts and how ridiculous their facial expressions are, and the way they praise the food they have just tasted. And I'm not talking about the shows where the host is a cook, I'm talking about the hosts who taste a cook's meal. I like how they:

First, look at the food that the cook is about to give him/her with huge eyeballs as if he/she are about to receive the most precious gift on earth. Then, they take a bite, close their huge eyes and make this face like the most precious gift on earth has turned their taste buds upside down. They then start to nod their head up and down, seemingly saying yes, but the words won't come out because they're speechless--it just tastes THAT good. Then, they look at the camera and point to the food, still not saying anything, but as if to say, "You have GOT to try this." Finally, when words can reach their vocal capabilities, they say that it's the best whatever it is he/she has ever tasted...evvvvvver.

Over and over. I suppose you have to sell it. Doesn't the food ever taste bad that it makes them want to spew (and "If you're gonna spew, spew into this--Wayne Campbell)? I mean, it doesn't have to taste bad, but according to what the TV host likes and dislikes, the food has to suck sometimes! It'd be classic to watch a show where the host gets the food, takes a bite and goes, "Wow!" And the cook goes, "You likes?" And the host is like, "No! That was the worst taste of food I've ever had! This food sucks!" and just starts spewing everywhere! At least I would know that the host was being honest. And I know they wouldn't edit or completely cancel that particular show too.

I guess I'm just hating the playa AND the game because I'd guarantee grind all the food on those food shows. In fact, I'm pretty hungry right now. But I think I'll just settle for my 88 cent purchased bag of saimin and a live telecast game of the NBA.


Flushing the toilet,

Loa