At one point in time, the aforementioned plea was never asked. But can you think of the moment when the first person in the world asked for an autograph? Say it was a muscian.
"Hey! Hey! Can I have your autograph?!"
"Um...excuse me?" the musician would reply.
"Yeah, your autograph. I got this picture of you and would like your autograph."
"But...what's an autograph?"
"Well, you know how you sign your checks?"
"Yes."
"It's the same exact thing, but I want it on this picture of you."
"Wait...so you're telling me you want my signature on this picture of me? But why?"
"Yes. I want it so that I can remember this moment for the rest of my life. So that when I have kids, I can say, 'You know your dad spoke to the best musician of my time west of the Mississippi River?'"
"Will these signatures always be on pictures of me?"
"No. It can be on all kinds of things: shirts, pieces of papers...even a nice pair of tits."
"You mean, girls will want my signature on their breast? That's crazy!"
"It is. But it is also true. Enjoy this time, and never be angry at a fan. These are your people."
"Oh, I won't! I promise!"
After this lucky, very unlikely, lengthy conversation the muscian had with this gentleman, the autograph would change the world. Autographs are sometimes worth thousands and thousands of dollars, and sometimes, celebrities won't sign anything because they are now too cool for school. At least at one time, the celeb was stoked on the common man's wish.
Flushing the toilet,
Loa
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