Thursday, January 6, 2011

Dirty Cell Phones and Toilet Seats

Ewww...someone's always claiming (without any real evidence) that your cell phone is dirtier than a toilet seat.  I mean, you can imagine where your cell phone's been, but dude, who's butts where on that toilet seat?

Ok, so a public restroom will have those paper thingies that you put onto the toilet before you sit on it, yet your cell phone provider can't hook it up with some temporary paper thingies for your phone? (Do they even make those?) OR what about public pay phones (if anyone uses those anymore)?  They should include some paper thingies for those phones...those phones guaranteed have had some gross ears/faces pressed up on them.

You want to make the argument that of course the toilet seat at your home is much cleaner than a phone because it's yours, your family, and friend's butt on that toilet seat.  Buttttt, what if you're not the first owner/renter?  Previous stranger butts.

It's hard to imagine that your phone is dirtier than a toilet seat, but most people'll argue you, it's the truth.  Good luck with your future phone/toilet endeavors, and get temporary paper thingies!

Flushing the toilet,


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